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11/01/06 11:49 AM: This just in: Music taste linked to drug use

According to the Office of National Drug Control Policy

Listen to the Public Service Announcement

FEMALE VOICE: (Computer voice) Being popular was all I could think about last year. I wanted to, like, be cool with everybody. I listened to music that I didn’t like and laughed at stuff that wasn’t funny. I programmed myself to be a totally different person to everyone.

Computer voice starts to change into a real human voice.

FEMALE VOICE: But I wasn’t myself. Now I’m not pretending to like indie rock or anything like that. And people think that’s cool.

MALE VOICE: Live above the influence. Above weed. Check out Sponsored by the ONDCP and the Partnership For A Drug-Free America.

In Other News…
You are only reading this web site because you are high, and you don’t really enjoy art or classical music either. Now be a good little sober person and listen to your Nickelback, Ludacris, Five for Fighting and Fergie. And don’t you dare forget to watch Survivor. Creativity is only for mindless druggie-drones.

tagged: drug policy, music, ridiculous

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