11/21/02 10:01 PM: AIM Excerpt

So, my roommate decided that it would be funny to warn me over AIM… but then I closed the chat window so I could not warn him back. Right before he signed off, he left me this message:

Genesungsurlaub (11:58:58 PM): youre a fat bastard and no one likes you. but you wont be able to warn me becuase i will have signed off before you read the end of this. HOYA SAXA MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!
Genesungsurlaub signed off at 11:59:00 PM.

I found that mildly amusing.