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10/26/04 12:32 AM: Arkansas

Top Ten things I learned in Arkansas:

10: Its in the middle of nowhere and theres nothing to do.
9: When they say dry county, they mean the whole damn state.
8: 12 year olds can spit tobacco.
7: Pickup trucks can be used as lawn ornaments.
6: When someone says they have to pee like a racehorse, let them go to the bathroom as fast as they can, because racehorses pee a lot.
5: DVDs? What are they?
4: The Bingo callers have not graduated the 5th grade yet.
3: The best part of the state is the border, where you can actually go buy liquor.
2: Having a doublewide means you’re in the wealthiest class.
1: If Bill Clinton can come from this state and be president for 2 terms, theres hope for everyone.

Chris Barr  Personal 

Comments made.

  1. dave

    i don’t get it. the building wasn’t that large, so how in the world does it take that many firefighters to put it out…

    Nov 1, 03:06 PM

  2. Chris

    They stored a lot of gases and flammible costumes.

    Nov 2, 10:43 PM

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