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02/05/02 09:05 PM: Geneva Convention?
So many tests, so little time. So once again, courtesy of The Onion
U.S. leaders are divided over whether al-Qaeda detainees in Cuba should be classified as POWs and protected under Geneva Convention laws. What do you think?
“I have to admit, it’s funny the way those Marines had them bowing twice a day in the direction of Oscar Mayer world headquarters.”
“This is a totally different situation. Those Geneva Convention laws were written back when we were fighting white people.”
“I don’t think we should risk making martyrs of these men. Notice I said ‘martyrs,’ not ‘quadriplegics.’”
