12/27/02 02:21 PM: News

So, it seems that the world is quickly going to hell. North Korea is in the DMZ, with weapons, and they have also expelled weapons inspectors. Also, they are threatening to destroy the world if they are attacked.

Ok, hold on a second. To me it seems that North Korea,

1. Has nuclear weapons
2. Has missles to deliver them to targets
3. Has expelled weapons inspectors
4. Is threatening to use nuclear weapons
However, Iraq on the other hand,
1. ???
2. ???
3. Let weapons inspectors back in
4. ???
Yeah, so remind me exactly again why Saddam poses a greater threat?

In other news, Paul Krugman thinks next year probably won’t be any better than this year. He wrote my economics textbook, so I have to trust him on that.

Oh, and yes supposedly a clut of alien believers has cloned the first human. Wow, this stuff just writes itself.

Also, since I am an economics buff, I always like to see game theory in action. Check out this use of game theory to predict the outcome in Iraq.

However, game theory aside, I suggest the following plan of action. We all know that Iraq’s ties to terrorism are shaky at the best. But, Saudi Arabia’s are rock solid. 17 out of the 19 9/11 hijackers, were of course, from Saudi Arabia. So what we do is, team up with Saddam, march into Saudi Arabia, do a regime change, split the spoils with Saddam in exchange for his weapons of mass destruction. Then, having a new cheap source of oil, go to war against N. Korea. This, of course, is a rock solid plan. If Condi is so smart, why hasn’t she thought of this. I thought so.

In any case, we can all have breadbox PCs.

Dave Stroup  News