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10/14/03 09:37 PM: NOOOOOOOOO!
NOTE: The below was posted immediately following Game Six of the NLCS. It is a very sarcastic post, and was intended as a joke. If you are visiting here from USA Today, please understand I do not have anything personal against the Bartman. He just happened to be at the wrong place at the wrong time.
I BLAME THAT FAN. IT IS ALL HIS FAULT. I HOPE HE IS HAPPY.
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AHHHHHH!!!!

Nate
Was it wrong to do? Yes. Is it all his fault? No, it’s ignorant to think that.
aaron
dave
Jeff
Should he have gone for the ball? No but he did. You deal with it. Obviously, they didn’t – with Prior hanging pitches and Gonzo making the error. But nah, its easy to blame some anonymous kid for the loss. Nevermind the fact that the Cubs didn’t make the plays they needed to make when they needed to make them.
I understand that this is all in jest – I sure hope it is at least – but its rather low.
P.S. I must admit – “asshat” made me crackup.
Maya
dave
dave
I do think that was the turning point in the game though. Sure Gonzo shouldn’t have fumbled what could have been a double play. I don’t think too much blame should fall on Prior though. He did a damn good job up until the 8th. But, of course, it all quickly became moot. I feel badly for him and Farnsworth. Sigh.
Bill Gates
HWMac
Janene
David
kevin
Chris
dave
But even CNN is replaying over and over the fan blocking the ball. We’re not the only ones here putting part of the blame on him.
And I wouldn’t have almost grabed Alou’s glove to try and get the ball.
dave
Nemo
Parag
Those guys really suck.
Go WHITE SOX!
Canuck
Bob
Domer
Moonglow
Jay
For almost 50 years, Cub fans blamed a goat. Now they have a real person to call a goat. The ball was FOUL, clearly! How come I’m not hearing (or reading) that Alou was yelling, “DON’T TOUCH IT! I’VE GOT IT!!! DON’T TOUCH IT! I’VE GOT IT!!!” And how come none of the fans around the guy weren’t pushing him out of Alou’s way? Oh, they too were busy reaching for the ball! They must have been Marlin fans too!!!
Get on with your lives! Damn it, there’s always next year.
Cubs Fan
paul
John, Ang, Alex dont cry!!!
GO SOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Trax
Shannon
Let me ask: How can an individual who WASN’T EVEN PLAYING in the game cost a team a win???
First of all, it’s not a certainty that Alou would have caught and held on to the ball anyway.
In addition…
Did the fan walk Castillo and throw a wild pitch in the process, allowing Pierre to go to 3rd?
Did the fan give up the single to Rodriguez?
Did the fan boot the grounder at short hit by Cabrera?
Did the fan give up the double to Lee?
Did the fan give up the sac fly to Conine?
Did the fan give up the double off the wall to Mordecai?
DID THE FAN PLAY IN GAME #7????
The truth is, Dusty Baker, bitten by criticism that he pulled Ortiz too soon in game #6 last year, goes to the opposite extreme this year and leaves his starters in a little too long.
Let’s leave this poor guy alone and not contribute to his misery.
Scott
All I know is that Prior, Alou, Gonzo, and maybe the rest of the Cubbies could’ve played differently if they weren’t non-plussed over the Bartman incident. Alou himself stated he was upset for many minutes after the incident. That affects your play. Prior undoubtedly was affected by the event because he wound up walking Castillo. Perhaps he started “aiming” his pitches because he still had to get 2 additional outs to end the inning. Maybe later the ball he pitches is a little faster and the grounder goes to 2nd instead of short and thus the error never happens. The Bartman incident created a NEW space-time continuum for that inning.
As for the other fans who reached for the ball, IT DOES NOT MATTER. The only case which affected the result was Bartman. The events which unfolded resulted in only one person affecting the play, however lucky or unlucky it may have been depending on your point of view. Obviously the people of Miami felt he was in some way responsible owing to the many comments from them and offers for free vacations out there. Bartman was in the wrong place at the wrong time and he did the wrong thing. There are many criminals out there, but only the ones at the wrong place and wrong time go to jail. Have you ever tried to talk your way out of a speeding ticket by claiming others were also speeding? Try it and tell me how well it works with the cop…
mark
Peter young
yanks
dave
Jorgey
think of actually being nice and forgive steven,, it aint that hard….
Jorgey
think of actually being nice and forgive steven,, it aint that hard….