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03/11/02 01:19 PM: White Trash
I just had one of the most frightening experiences of my life. I went to Wal-Mart to buy jumper cables. I still have my mom’s car, which is a red two door Explorer. I always forget where I parked when I come out of Wal-Mart. I looked around and spotted it. It’s kind of hard to miss a bright red Explorer. As I was walking around the back of the car, I noticed two stickers on the back winshield that I hadn’t seen before. Then again, I never paid that much attention. My mom not being one to put stickers on her car, I did a double take and looked more closely at them. One had a picture of Beavis and Butthead and said “Earnhardt sucks.” The other had a picture of Calvin of Calvin and Hobbes urinating and said “Osama bin Laden your ass is grass.” I hurried to get in the car before my knees buckled upon the discovery that my family had become white trash. The door would not unlock, however. Then I turned to my left and saw another red two door Explorer two spaces over. That was scarier than both of the car accidents I’ve gotten into combined.
